Not sure how long I’ll be available…………….waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy too much going on this summer! All good 
Give me a buzz ASAP so we can make plans!
XOXO
CK
216-479-3383
Catch me while you can!
I am home!
what a long weekend….what a fun weekend! i am getting a manicure and pedicure today….squeezing them in around you, of course! 
Between camping, Sierra, and Shar….GOOD TIMES! GOOD TIMES!
Halfway moved into the new place…soon, this mess will be an ancient memory! Wow…..seriously need painters! As soon as I am organized enough to decide what colors.
And btw…..if anyone tells you the most excited they’ve ever seen me was when I got my new vacumn cleaner…I will deny it! I didn’t exactly jump up and down….it was more like a…..a…..a hop! Yeah….a hop.
XOXO
CK
216-479-3383
Columbus Today aft/eve and Tomorrow morning….Cleveland Tuesday afternoon!
Good Morning…..I’m off to Starbucks and Shell, then I’m off to some fun I have a small opening later today and sometime tomorrow morning….squeeze in if it’s not too tight for you;} See you soon!
XOXO
CK
216-479-3383
Coming to San Antonio!
Hey Y’all….or is it Yawl??? It’s been years since I’ve been to Texas…..you’ll have to remind me:)
I’m only going to be available for 1day…..this time! I have a standing invitation from a dear friend…..so I might decide I need a second helping this summer…
Book with me as soon as you have a handle on your days’ schedule. I’ll be available from 8am-8pm. See you soon, darling!
XOXO
CK
I’m in Cleveland
I have the most bizarre long-lost relative thing going on……..very strange. I have no idea what my summer is going to look like! Everything is going to be a last minute decision.
I am available Thurs/Fri only for the rest of this week. And next week will be Wed/Thurs/Sat/Sun only. Then…off to Columbus Sunday and Monday…back to Cleveland Wed-Sat….maybe more???
Ay, yi, yi….I am in the process of working out the details with my far-away friends;}
XOXO
CK
Summer schedule…week by week!
I have to play my summer by ear! As soon as I make my reservations, I find out a family member has to have 2 surgeries this summer. So you all are stuck with me off and on…try to deal:)
Still plan on being in Cincy this week…can’t wait;}
I know…I saw the score!
Ok….no more phone calls please. I know….Detroit is the best team in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. OOOooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how excited you all must be. Your bad loser bad sportsman team won the series……or is it the bad loser bad sportsman fans? Maybe it’s not the team I can’t stand….it’s the fans?!? I dare one of you to stand before me naked and start talking trash. Uh-huh….that’s what I thought. You can have your team and your beer and fish trowing fans.
And for those who don’t know…..don’t EVER sit on the glass at the Joe Louis Arena—-seriously—you will be drenched by the cheap beer thrown by the sore loser fans in all of the stands behind you. And there is a chance there will be dead fish involved, as well.
Bite me!
The World According to Miss California…
- ‘My forefathers fought and died for the right for me to’ pose topless…
- …but not for the right for same sex couples to marry
- Semi-Nude does not mean topless(?)
- People don’t get upset with your opinions because they disagree with you….they just ‘ hate you because you’re beautiful’
- You can excuse anything by claiming ‘it was a windy day and you had no idea!’
- Your best defense is not a good offense…..your best defense is to play the victim
- Ignore your employers instructions on where you have to be when by claiming your PR people or your staff of attorneys never let you know…..as in, I woulda been there instead of on Hannity, but my people never let me know!
- I can judge you……but you cant judge me…..(my favorite)
- Don’t ever work alone with a photographer……they are bad people who will never tell a Christian girl when her boobies are exposed for all the world to see!
- Finally….Ted Haggert, Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert got nothing on this girl. ~~sigh~~ If only it had been windy when they were getting laid!
Funny Guy!
No….you can’t use the morning discount combined with the TBD discount…..combined with the ASPD discount…combined with the P411 discount…
A+ for effort though ;-}
XOXO
CK
216-479-3383
chrissykisses@hotmail.com
